Spent 2001-2008 merchandising electric trains for the underprivileged. Spent several years short selling easy-bake-ovens in Gainesville, FL. In 2009 I was researching heroin for fun and profit. Spent 2002-2008 promoting acne in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Had a brief career investing in toy monkeys in Africa. Spent 2001-2008 deploying karma in the government sector.